Welcome home!

Just moved into my new Brooklyn apartment.

First night, first kill.

Biggest cockroach I’ve seen since leaving the South, no lie. Heard his hairy legs scritching on a box, then his fat ass falling off and plopping onto floor from the next room! Needless to say, I was unpleasantly surprised to meet the source of the sound. Likewise, he unpleasantly surprised to meet my CONVERSE OF DOOM, MUTHAFUCKA!

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About amywinns

Semi-snarky, semi-sincere, occasionally ranting, always paying attention. Feminist who can work a skirt and crack a joke. Grammar nerd who is also fun at parties. Mid-career writer/editor with 15 years’ experience in newspapers & magazines who now helps developers at a major media corporation communicate with the suits who write the checks. Pro-women, pro-family, pro-choice, pro-workingclass, pro-entrepreneur, pro-farmer. Like every other bourgeois Brooklynite, I choose local/organic/raw food — mostly vegetables — whenever possible/reasonable/affordable but I’m not a smug asshole about it. Hometown: Atlanta. Weird hobby: lindy hop. No pets, no kids, no thanks.
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