Just moved into my new Brooklyn apartment.
First night, first kill.
Biggest cockroach I’ve seen since leaving the South, no lie. Heard his hairy legs scritching on a box, then his fat ass falling off and plopping onto floor from the next room! Needless to say, I was unpleasantly surprised to meet the source of the sound. Likewise, he unpleasantly surprised to meet my CONVERSE OF DOOM, MUTHAFUCKA!